Jesus Wept

And Jesus, when confronted with the leper, dawned a mask and distanced himself on a mountain for fear of contracting the disease. And he yelled down to his his disciples, “Go and do likewise. Allow fear to consume you. Be separate and be afraid. Be very afraid. Do your part. Isolate. Preach fear from behind your cell phone. Model this fear to your children. Teach them to live in fear by showing them how flighty you can be. Hoard. Store up for tomorrow, give nothing away, because my father in heaven is a liar and will absolutely do nothing for you. There is nothing beyond this life so take what you can when you can. Covet. Steal. Take what is not yours and avoid sick people so you can live long! There is no virtue in wasting your life for the sake another!
My father in heaven sent me to live a long life here on earth and to ultimately show you how to abandon your sick neighbor — to build high technological fences.
So
Birth a generation of pasty immunodeficient weak rich fat anti-social parasite mongoloid robots. Give them cell phones to numb any pain and to distract them in their time alone or from the ridiculous notion or temptation to help the oppressed. Insure that they stay home and become followers of this way. And further, encourage them to live in bubbles because dirt is bad. Wash your hands with bleach or you’ll die. Don’t touch your face or you’ll die. Don’t care for the sick or you’ll die. Leave them be! This way you can survive and the poor can die off forgotten, filthy beggars that they are.

Finally, compassion and love — myths! that will potentially kill you. It’s written in the same folklore that alleged, ‘And they walked among the sick and were unharmed.’ Its simply not possible! Note — the mask?! Now if you’ll excuse me I need to wash my hands of you!”

— Passages from the existential postmodern church bible (The same one all good safe clean Christians read).



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