To the future

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Here's the future. You heard it here first. ‬

‪Man jumps Don's wall and swims to America. Gets job with SpotifyYard.com and mows the grass for slave wages and beans. Im ok with this because my forefathers were also a cheese pairing bunch of slave drivers looking to trim the hedge and the bottom line and it seems somehow I am programmed to be just the same. Weird. ‬

‪Fast forward 40 years: SpotifyYardExpress.com sends a Robot to mow the now food color green yard for an oil bath, toothbrush detail, and a recharge and 9.95 a month. All the while I fail to notice the self-terminating grass gave the dog and the neighbors kid cancer. Anywho, MY children, now half-machine are suddenly preaching #botrights with face in a phone. #weirder‬

‪Fast forward.. comes full circle again. White kid named Josh comes out of wormhole soaking wet and knocks on the door claiming he made 25 bucks in 1983 by mowing a yard the old fashioned way. AND he claims he got hired a fair wage to do the same odd job by the now neighbor, a robot named Tex who lives right across the road from me!‬

‪We I tell ol' Josh, "no thanks, Josh from 1983, but I get my yard done at SpotifyYardExpress.com.‬
‪Suddenly my own sickly kidbot looks up from his phonebrain taking critical note of sadly events. He jumps up puts down his phonebrain, runs out into the yard and starts an analogue yard service with Josh from the past. Their customers? Robots with chemical free grass who are programmed to pay a fair wage to the human kind.

And the moral of this story is:
My loss; his brain.‬

‪jPayne 2018‬

"Stand at the crossroads and look; ask for the ancient paths, ask where the good way is, and walk in it, and you will find rest for your souls. But you said, 'We will not walk in it."
‪Seer Jeremiah 655 BC‬